Month: March 2017
I was a ridiculously happy person yesterday. No, I did not win the lottery (that would have probably killed me from a heart attack… a joyous one, though!), not yet. What happened was that I went to my local Redner’s and there they were. Looking at me, all ripe, plump and shiny. Staring into my soul like a connection from a previous life: a bunch of hass avocados. And not only that, my friends. They were on sale!
Well, what can I say? I am a simple person: small things make me happy. Also, I am a really broke person, so I basically can’t buy a lot of food unless it is on sale. Avocados are one of those foods. And I happen to be someone that used to eat them for breakfast, so being away from them makes me kinda sad.
Long story short, I won’t tell you about all the flirting and dirty talking between the avocados and me, because it would take a while and would probably make you kind of uncomfortable. I also refuse to go on and on about how funny it is that the word “avocado” comes from nahuatl “āhuacatl” and means “testicle”. I’ll just cut it short and say that I went back home with them, introduced them to my husband, and made a really nice guacamole for dinner.
- 2 small hass avocados
- 1/4 cup onion
- 3 small garlic cloves
- 1/2 a fresh, ripe tomato
- 1 lime (lemon works wonderfully too)
- salt & pepper to taste
- 4 tbsp olive oil
- cilantro (optional: I don’t use it)
Start by cutting your avocados in half, peel and pit them. If they are ripe enough, you should be able to just peel skin away, but a lot of people prefer to empty them with a spoon. Your choice, it doesn’t make a big difference for me, honestly.
Next, mash those beauties up with a fork. The size of the chunks depends, again, on your own preferences: I know people that like a chunky guac, and some that prefer to just use a food processor for a smoother dip. Your choice, my love.
Now, mince the garlic very finely (I would totally use a garlic crusher, but I don’t own one).
Do the same with the onion. I used about 1/4 cup. You can add more if you like onion, but keep in mind that fresh onion will mask the flavor of the avocado very quickly if you use too much. I just warned you because I adore onion and I’ve been there, eating homemade avocado-less guacamole with more sadness than pride.
Next, cut the fresh tomato into small pieces.
Add the freshly cut garlic, onion and tomato to the mashed avocado. It’s time to season now!
Squeeze the lime and pour the juice into the mixture. Add the limey yumminess to the guacamole, along with the olive oil, salt and pepper. This would also be the time to add the cilantro but (don’t kill me!) I never do because neither my husband nor I really like it.
And here you go! A super easy, healthy dip that goes well with a ton of things, and is full of vitamins, healthy fats, antioxidants and minerals. If sodium is a problem for you, you can just alter the recipe and not use salt on it. I always do it like that and to me, it tastes just as yummy!
I hope you enjoy it!
I love fresh spinach, and I love mushrooms. And basically everything that has a crunch to it when you bite it. Also, it so happens that my husband isn’t really into either of those two main ingredients, so when I buy them, IT’S ALL FOR ME!
I know, I know. Marriage is all about love and sharing. But I can’t help it, ok? Sometimes a girl just wants a handful of mushrooms all to herself. The heart wants what the heart wants.
The lemony vinaigrette also makes me love this salad biiiig time. Not to mention that it’s full of vitamins and minerals, flavor, and is so damn crunchy and pretty.
Also: POPEYE’S SPINACH AND MARIO’S MUSHROOMS, PEOPLE. You just cannot say no to that combination, and you freaking know it.
Let’s proceed :3
- 1 cup Baby Bella mushrooms
- 1 cup fresh spinach
- 1/4 cup Iceberg lettuce
- 1/4 cup finely shredded cabbage
- olive oil
- salt & pepper to taste
Start by slicing those beauties.
Add just a drizzle of olive oil in a heated pan.
Next, cut the spinach. Make it small so you can mix all the ingredients together later.
Cook your Mario mushrooms until they turn golden and the smell makes you wanna cry tears of joy. Tears of joy are a vital part of good cooking, just try not to get them in your dish, you probably don’t want the extra salt.
Mise en place of our beautiful salad! I forgot to take a picture of the cutting of carrots and radishes. I am sorry, people. I know it would have been a really sexy picture.
Now you just have to mix everything in your favorite bowl of plate, and enjoy the extreme yumminess of it. You’ll have to excuse me now, I have a crispy chicken salad to serve my husband, and this lovely salad for myself. I decorated mine with a couple of cherry tomatoes and some hemp and poppy seeds, just because.
Do you know what gnocchi are? Well, if you don’t, you’re not alone, my friends. Actually, I discovered them back in Spain through a dear friend of mine who loves cooking. Turns out, gnocchi are not even that popular in Spain, but they sure are in Italy.
Gnocchi is a kind of fresh pasta made from potato, wheat flour and egg. They are like soft, heavenly little pillows of dough that you boil and season just like regular pasta. Beware, though! Even though these little fellas look cute and harmless, they are way more filling than pasta! That’s why I would never recommend a hearty sauce to go with these: you don’t really need much to make a nice dish out of them, just sautee them with some olive oil or butter, salt & pepper and any seasoning of your liking. Sprinkle in some powdered parmesan or mix them with some nice pesto. You are sure to love them!
Just like regular pasta, homemade gnocchi have the potential of turning your kitchen into a floury battlefield. Fear not, my friends: gnocchi are hearty, yes, but homemade ones come with the post meal workout. See? God has a plan for everything!
Wanna see how I made them?
- 3 cups boiled potatoes
- 1 1/2 cups wheat flour (+ more for kneading)
- 1 egg
- salt & pepper to your heart’s desire
Start by boiling the potatoes in a large pot with salted water. Boil until tender, drain and mash. If you have any kind of potato masher, well, I envy you. I do it with a fork because I don’t have anything else, and also because I like hard work and living dangerously.
Please excuse the bad quality of the pictures. I know you do because you are a very sweet person.
Next, beat the egg in a separate bowl. Salt and pepper before adding to the potatoes.
(Important: this is the time to season the gnocchi, when you are making the dough. If you don’t season them at this point, they will turn out kinda bland in flavor)
Add the egg mixture to the potatoes, mix well. The mixture will look creamy and moist. Add the flour and mix. Don’t worry if it looks ugly at first, it will take a few minutes to settle.
Picture missing: the dough will be soft, but not as moist as to stick everywhere. In other words, you will know it is ready when you can make a ball with it and knead it on a surface with flour. Please note that the recipe is a proportion of 1 cup of flour for every 2 of potatoes, but as any recipe, it will vary: it depends on the size of the egg, too.
Making the shape of the gnocchi is also very easy. Just take a lump of the dough and make a cylinder with it on a floured surface. Cut into pieces and make little pillows. You can give them their signature striped surface with a fork, but I was late and in a hurry and didn’t do it on all of them.
See how cute they are? Well, they taste even better than they look!
As for storage, either the fridge or the freezer work well. The dough will last 1 to 2 days in the fridge, and up to six months in the freezer. I like to freeze them just as they are in the tray, and then just bag them. Makes my life way easier.
Gnocchi are cooked by being boiled in water like regular pasta. You will know they are done when they float. After you cook them, you can add crispiness and flavor by sautéing them in a large pan with some butter. Then add whatever floats your boat. I love them just with butter, garlic and herbs, pesto genovese or some oil and parmesan. When I make them for my husband, I like to cook them with butter and bits of bacon.
These are the ones I cook for me.
And these are the ones I cook for him. See how they brown with the butter? It’s so delicious!
I hope you try them at home. You are sure to love them!